Do you think only the Scots would be able to understand this but if you think you can have a go?
A pregnant teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says:
‘Can you come and get me? I think ma water has broken.’
‘Okay,’ says her dad. ‘Where are you ringing fae?’
‘Fae ma knickers right doon tae ma feet.’
A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.
‘Comfy?’asks the dentist.
‘Govan,’ she replies.
A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: ‘How much for the set of antlers?’
‘Two hundred quid,’ says the bloke behind the counter.
‘That’s affa dear,’ says the guy.
A Scotsman in London is having trouble phoning his sister from a telephone box.
So he calls the operator who asks in a plummy voice:
‘Is there money in the box?’
‘Naw, it’s just me,’ he replies.
While getting ready to go out, a wee wifie says to her husband: ‘
Do you think I’m getting a wee bit pigeon chested?’
And he says: ‘Aye, but that’s why I love you like a doo.’
What was the name of the first Scottish cowboy?
Hawkeye The Noo.
I ken everything.
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