Anna Banana's Antiques

“Open seven days a week and weekends.”
On a long established

New Mexico dry cleaning store:

“Thirty-eight years on the same spot.”
On a New York convalescent home:

“For the sick and tired of the Episcopal church”
In a funeral parlor:

“Ask about our layaway plan.”
Outside a country shop:

“We buy junk and sell antiques.”
In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store:

“15 men’s wool suits – $100 –

They won’t last an hour!”
In a laundry room:

“Do not put wet clothes in dryers,

as this can cause irreparable damage.
In a Florida maternity ward:

“No children allowed.”
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon:

“Are you an adult that cannot read?

If so, we can help.”
On a roller coaster:

“Watch your head”